LEAP YEAR

I almost forgot that today is the last day for the month of February and it is also a LEAP YEAR. O my! Time flies so fast. Tomorrow is already March and I'm still unemployed. 5 months of being a bummer. What is happening to me? Don't I have any plans for my life? :(

Just watched television form 10am to 3pm.

Knock-out an anime series. 

Wag Kang Lilingon in ABS-CBN.

 I've watched this movie for many times.

Matakot Ka Sa Karma in GMA.

Phineas and Ferb in Disney Channel.

 Images are from Google.com

Then followed lots of blogs in Tumblr.com . You can follow me also http:kimietotz.tumblr.com

coming soon vid

           Second attempt ko sa paggawa ng vid sa After Effects. Tribute ko para sa group ko. Dahil nangangamote na ako sa paggawa ng stories at poems at di rin ako magaling kumanta at magrap kaya heto na lang simpleng video na di ko alam kung kelan ko matatapos dahil wala pa rin akong idea. haha
Medyo lame pero susubukan ko at gagawin ako ang best ko na matapos at mapaganda ito.

Happy Valentine's Day

My late blog for Valentine's Day.

A special day of lover's and an awareness/independence day for those who are single. So the whole market and malls are selling different gifts for this special day and there are lots of cupid and hearts hang in other places.

Yes, I don't have a special someone whom I can celebrate Valentine's with. I've already used to it that Valentine's day is just a typical day. Because if you truly love someone you will not wait for this day to celebrate and tell how much you love a person. Everyday should be a Valentine's day.

Me and my friends should have a date today, but it was cancelled. So I've just spend this whole day with my moms laptop.

Nothing much to say, I'm just going to share some photos for this day.

(this is from Google.com, I guess all of you had watched this simple yet meaningful story)

(my simple feb-ibig entry for my Makata Family, my day was completed because 

they've appreciated my simple art for them)

Happy Valentine's Day to those:

who are taken
almost taken
taken for granted
needs to be taken

waiting to be taken
assumed to be taken,

strolling in Powerplant

Page 41 of 366.

  Stroll day with my cousin and niece in Powerplant, Rockwell. We'd went to Toy's R Us and stayed there for a couple of hours because my niece wants to play. And afterwards we went to the fountain and stayed there just to sit. Then went to Jollibee, because we're all hungry (it's my niece favorite). Then went to National Bookstore to read books. Before going home, we'd spotted a bulletin board where there are lots heart shaped paper with dedications. Different dedications were written, some are dedicated for their parents, some are for their husband/wife, some are for friends, for their crushes, for their boyfriend/girlfriend, and for the person they're courting.

(my niece who enjoys playing with the water)

(me and my niece posting on the bulletin board)

(because I love my team so much <3 )

(of course for my ultimate crush :) )

(other people who also wants to post/write on the bulletin board)

Just a simple yet creative way to express how we truly love a person.  

If You Lose Your Mobile Phone

If U Lose Your Mobile Phone..!

This is how it works!

1. Dial : *#06# from your mobile.

2. Your mobile shows a unique 15 digit.

3. Note down this no. anywhere but except your mobile as this is the no. which will help trace your mobile in case of a theft.

4. Once stolen you just have to mail this 15 digit IMEI no. to cop@vsnl.net

5. No need to go to police.

6. Your Mobile will be traced within next 24 hrs via a complex system of GPRS and internet.

7. You will find where your hand set is being operated even in case your no. is being changed. 

PASS ON THIS VERY IMP. MESSAGE TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND RELATIVES.

If u lost your mobile, send an e-mail to cop@vsnl.net

With the following info:

Your name:

Address:

Phone model:

Make:

Last used No.:

E-mail for communication:

Missed date:

IMEI No.:

Keep all these information stored for emergency use..

-image taken from google.com

Random Jokes

Random Conversation Jokes. 

Teacher: Unang makasagot sa tanong ko, mauunang umuwi.

Excited mga studyante. 

Juan: (Hinagis ang bag sa labas)

Teacher: Kaninong bag yun?

Juan: Akin Ma'am! Bye everyone!

**

Genie: Bibigyan kita ng isang kahilingan.

Ana: Talaga? Gusto ko gumanda.

Genie: Buksan mo ang bote.

Ana: At gaganda na ako?

Genie: Hindi, babalik na lang ako. 

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Boy 1: Pare anong araw ngayon?

Boy 2: Martes pare.

Boy 1: Cge pare ganyanan na!

Boy 2: Joke lang pare, eto naman di mabiro. Happy Monthsary :*

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Nagtalo ang mga HUDYO at INTSIK kung sino sa lahi nila ang nauna sa mundo.

Hudyo: Kami! Dahil kami ang nagpako kay Hesus sa krus.

Instik: Aber? Saang hardware kay bumili ng pako?

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Q: Bakit walang color orange na angry birds?

A: kasi magmumuka silang kwek-kwek. 

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Teacher: Juan 1+3?

Juan: 4 po Mam

Teacher: Very good! ikaw naman Pedro, 3+1?

Pedro: yan na! yan na! langya! kapag yung mahirap sa akin na!

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Amo: Inday, napunasan mo na yung keyboard ng PC ko?

Inday: di ko lang po pinunasan ate, inarrange ko pa alphabetically, di kasi sunod-sunod eh!

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PINOY HENYO

"Kutsilyo"

Juan: Bagay ba to?

Pedro: oo.

Juan: nasa bahay?

Pedro: oo

Juan: gamit sa kusina

Pedro: oo!

Juan: matalim ba?

Pedro: oo! oo!

Juan: pinanghihiwa ng kamatis, sibuyas, ganun?

Pedro: OO! OO! OO!

Juan: Pass.

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Juan: Oy ano yan? Kamote? Pahingi naman.

Pedro: Pahingi? Nasaan ka nung nagbubungkal ako ng lupa sa ilalim ng init ng araw? Nasaan ka nung nagtatanim ako habang kumukulog, kumikidlat, at bumubuhos ang ulan? Nasaan ka nung oras na nag-aani ako na nagkalat ang maraming ahas sa daanan ko, nung naghihirap ako sa pagpasan ng kamote? Nasaan ka?

Juan: Nakulong kasi ako noon! Nakapatay ako ng Madamot!

Pedro: Ganun ba, kuha ka na, kahit ilan. May pinya pa dun. 

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Sa MRT.

Boy1: Pare nakakahiya tayo!

Boy2: Bakit naman?

Boy1: Yung matanda nakatayo, tayo nakaupo. Ayoko makakita ng matandang nahihirapan.

Boy2: Ako din! Tara pikit tayo!

**

In a classy wine bar,

German: Waiter, remy martin, single!

French: Waiter, carlo rossi, double!

Italian: Waiter, margarita scotch on the rock, separate!

Pinoy: Bakit kailangan pang iintroduce ang sarili bago umorder. Waiter, Pedro Gardenero, byudo!

**

2 Pilosopo sa Fastfood.

Customer:  Paorder ng cheeseburger, regular coke, and fries

Crew: Dito nyo po ba kakainin?

Customer: pwede sa table na lang, nakakahiya naman dito may nakapila pa sa likod dba?

Crew: sa table nyo po ba gusto talaga kumain? Baka gusto nyo sa plato na lang, para di baboy tignan. 

**

Boy: Ballpen ka ba?

Girl: (banat na naman to panigurado). Oo bakit?

Boy: Oh my ghaaaad! Nagsasalitang ballpen.

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Boy: Ngayon heart surgery mo diba?

Girl: Ngayon na.

Boy: I love you so much!

Girl: I love you too!

After the surgery, yung tatay lang nya ang nasa tabi nya.

Girl: Dad, nasaan sya?

Tatay: Di mo ba alam  kung sino ang nagbigay ng puso mo?

Girl: Sya.. siya ba? (started to cry)

Tatay: JOKE LANG!

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Boy: unggoy ka ba?

Girl: bakit? kasi lumalambitin ako sa puso mo?

Boy: hindi.

Girl: eh bakit ako unggoy?

Boy: wala lang. akala ko lang talaga. sorry naman!

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Girl: Ang lamig mo sigurong humalik noh!

Boy: Bakit?

Girl: Nagyeyellow kasi ngipin mo eh! 

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Teacher: What do you think is the BIGGEST PROBLEM of YOUTH now?

Student: Alak po!

Teacher: (impressed) Bakit mo naman nasabi yan?

Student: Ang MAHAL na po kasi eh! ang laki tuloy ng ambagan!

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